Ok, so it has been a while here and I'm sorry about that but I haven't been all that inspired. Inspiration did strike, however, when I came across this article in the New York Times about a guy who was convicted of having sex with his dogs: http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/06/02/us/AP-US-Sex-With-Animals.html?ref=global-home. Check your Facebook accounts to make sure you aren't friends with a Mr. Troy Whitson of Chehalis, Washington, and if you are, do not under any circumstances ask him to dog sit for you because, well, he will have sex with your dogs.
Mr. Whitson, 21, is a huge Dave Matthews fan as well as a member of the "Furry" community, which are a group of people who enjoy dressing up as animals and getting together, possibly to discuss how they wish the other people there were real animals that they could maybe have sex with. Actually, I' m kidding because according to the Wikipedia article about Furries, or "Furry Fandom" only about 2% of them report an interest in Zoophilia, and the NYT article states this "is not part of their normal behavior". So, maybe they only hook up with animals on every other Tuesday or something like that. Two of Whitson's ...