Calories: 480 Calories from fat: 200

Total Fat 22g
Saturated fat 9g
Cholesterol 15mg
Sodium 390mg
Total Carbohydrate 67g
Dietary Fiber 2g
Sugars 36g

Hostess Apple Pie,
Hostess Apple Pie.

I’d eat so many more of you,
but then surely I’d die.

I used to find you at the cashier,
I look around and you’re not near.

Why, why, Hostess Apple Pie?

So frosty coated your exterior,
To other snacks you are superior.

So beautiful is your green wrapper,
A uniform noble and dapper.

You bring so much joy to me
That I forget about obesity.

Why, why, Hostess Apple Pie?

It is impossible to disguise
These taste buds tantalized

Infiltrating my intestines,
But I doubt not your sweet intentions.

Because you long to make me happy,
And my digestions oh so snappy.

Why, why, Hostess Apple Pie?

I long to devour thee
Each and every calorie

It is your taste that I covet
I can’t get enough of it

I will remain so incomplete
Until it is you that I can eat

Why, why, Hostess Apple Pie?

You’re like a lover that has left,
Of you I am bereft,

These tears that I now cry
Will only further to multiply

So please………………….
Hostess Apple Pie,
Hostess Apple Pie,
I beg you find me in the aisle
And stay with me a while…