The Jack In The Box Taco contains:
- Total Calories: 170
- Fat Calories: 90
- Total Fat (g): 10
- Saturated Fat (g): 3.5
- Cholesterol (mg): 15
- Sodium (mg): 630
- Carbs (g): 19
- Protein (g): 12
Lettuce, cheese, and some kind of meat.
When I consume thee my hunger retreats
2 for $0.99…why that can’t be beat.
I cherish you, Jack In The Box taco.
Sometimes I eat in, sometimes I drive through.
It matters not, as long as there’s you.
Radiating more grease than all of Motley Crue…
You delight me, Jack In The Box taco.
Neither healthy nor nutritious,
To my intestines quite pernicious,
What gas, what heartburn that you dish us,
Yet I still seek you out, Jack In The Box Taco.
And so I find you thus deserving
Though your ingredients are unnerving
Of this healthy prose I’m serving
In your name, Jack In The Box Taco.
{ 3 comments }
if i’d known my comments would inspire this post, i don’t think i’d have written.
you just need a “body by taco bell” shirt (size XS) and you’re all set.
the “some kind of meat” is actually tofu. see, vegetarian is not always healthy.
I love “some kind of meat” yeah what is that? I love the breakfast all day, shit rules.
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