David Gorcey (DG): Chupacabra, thanks for your time today. Chupacabra (CP): I like to suck Goats DG: You certainly do. CP: I once sucked 7 goats in 29 minutes. DG: Truly an amazing feat. How was it growing up with the word "Suck" as part of your name? CP: Sometimes other kids made fun of me, so then I would suck out the blood of their pets. Then they would stop. One rich kid used to call me "Chupa-caca" and the others would laugh. Then I got hold of his horse one night. Now he rides a bike. DG: So I know that Goats (the "Cabra" portion of your name) are the main target for your exercises in horror, why goats when there's so much out there? CP: Goats are delicious like kittens and most puppies, but they don't make me sneeze.

Recently, I had the distinct pleasure of speaking with personal hero and well known historical conqueror, Genghis Khan. In it, we find a man who strove to communicate better with the opposite sex, regrets his reputation a bit, and still has his sense of humor after all these years.