What if Godzilla descended on San Fran and they had to rescue their families?
(Insert Video Game Properties Here)

Vaughn’s brothers are exposed to radiation and seek out to fight Godzilla.
(Insert Action Figure Properties and a Comic Book)

Witherspoon’s sister contracts some kind of exotic std and ends up it to everyone making them all taste like candy canes which happens to be something Godzilla can’t stand. Thereby, sending him back to the depths of the Pacific.

This results in the underlying message that sexual revolution and freedom will allow us to escape the prison of conservative traditions and old age values.

Bammo… Damn Liberal Hollywood at it’s finest.