Here’s the scenario….some dudes (apparently sponsored by Puma) have a sleepover with their friends in a school gym and a gang of dominatrix ninjas disrupts their fun by subjecting them to testicle hitting devices, slapping, kickboxing, overall terror and a Japanese Flavor Flav imitator. Just as Flavor Flav-san is pulling the show to a close in the final seconds, the gang of dominatrix ninjas returns in full force to surround, overwhelm, and beat the contestants with large fans. The indignity is punctuated by a chubby dominatrix ninja gyrating on a platform rubbing his tummy whom we only see briefly, unfortunately.

You remember that time when you visited your first castle in England and you got to see the dungeon and the dressed-up docent started explaining all the ways people died in there? I do, and I happened to be quite surprised in the simplicity of some of those methods, like just leaving someone in a pit in the floor until they stopped making noises. The Japanese are kind of like that with their game shows sometimes. They just say, “let’s get a bunch of people in this gym for a day and we’ll f@&k with them and it’ll be funny.” No Regis Philbins, trips to Hawaii, or showcase showdowns, just good old fashioned dominatrix ninjas the way god intended it.