A few months back, I broke down Ice Cube’s “It was a good day” for you, and was impressed by the way he put down on paper what an ideal day might encompass for him. This caused me to reflect on what an ideal day might mean to me, so I have recorded it here in a similar format:

Feeling fully rested so I got out of bed.
Just had some crazy thoughts in my head.
For some strange reason my positivity was perceptual
Because today just seemed like it would be exceptional.

Cruised to the kitchen but not to make toast,
Had a brand new bag of Seattle’s Best French Roast.
Fired up the grinder and poured my beans,
I use a french press so you know what that means.
Yeah, that’s right, I needs a coarser grind
But today there’s more than delicious caffeine on my mind.

Hit up the taqueria for a breakfast burrito
They were having a special so I said “Neat-o!”
Hooked up the chorizo, eggs, and huevos.
Sat right across from the one and only John Stamos.
We discussed how the World Bank is a mess
After that, he gave me Ashley Olsen’s email address.
But I didn’t want it so I was ’bout to throw it away,
And then he said “Don’t, I’ll give it to Dave Coulier!”
Wanted to eat before my food got frio,
So I asked my homie John to pass the Tapatio.
Finally got my food to the right level of spiciness,
My how today was to be full of nicy-ness.

Not a single work-email lighting up my iPhone
Saw some fly honies as I bought a blueberry scone.
Back at the pad I gave my gmail account a look
Some old friends tryin’ to reconnect on Facebook.
The fridge was full of beers, but I chose to abstain,
Good thing I Tivo’d “No Reservations with Anothony Bourdain”.
Watched the latest episode but didn’t get hungry
Cause that Namibian cuisine gets a little bit funky.
Tried to take a nap, but just wasn’t able,
Soon a serving deep in Johnny Walker Blue Label.
Took it easy and fired up the Xbox for a while,
Today was definitely 99th percentile.

Homies started callin, no need to send them to voicemail
They wanted to play some tennis cause my game ain’t stale.
Grabbed all my rackets and a can of Penns,
My first serve percentage was 110.
Hit mad serves out wide don’t cha know.
Every set David won 6-0.
Didn’t even worry ’bout no broken strings.
Today was a very above-average thing.

When I play tennis, I only get thinner,
So I figured I better go get my ass some dinner.
If my appetite were electronic, it would be a Sony
Got a feast that involved sausage, extra cheese, and pepperoni.
Killed an xtra-large all by myself,
Left the Pepcid AC up on the shelf.
The rest of my evening was somewhat inconsequential,
But overall today is best described as transcendental.