Ok, so it has been a while here and I’m sorry about that but I haven’t been all that inspired. Inspiration did strike, however, when I came across this article in the New York Times about a guy who was convicted of having sex with his dogs: http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/06/02/us/AP-US-Sex-With-Animals.html?ref=global-home. Check your Facebook accounts to make sure you aren’t friends with a Mr. Troy Whitson of Chehalis, Washington, and if you are, do not under any circumstances ask him to dog sit for you because, well, he will have sex with your dogs.

Mr. Whitson, 21, is a huge Dave Matthews fan as well as a member of the “Furry” community, which are a group of people who enjoy dressing up as animals and getting together, possibly to discuss how they wish the other people there were real animals that they could maybe have sex with. Actually, I’ m kidding because according to the Wikipedia article about Furries, or “Furry Fandom” only about 2% of them report an interest in Zoophilia, and the NYT article states this “is not part of their normal behavior”. So, maybe they only hook up with animals on every other Tuesday or something like that.  Two of Whitson’s fellow Furries turned him in after apparently witnessing the act, but it is unclear if they were just doing the right thing or trying to cock block.

Mr. Whitson’s malamutes have been placed with new owners who hopefully limit their sexual activity to humans and foliage, but more importantly, do not bring them to work (had to sneak that in). You may also notice I resisted any mention of “doggy style” in this post and I am very proud of myself.