Features:

• 1.6 or 1.8 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo Processor
• 2 GB RAM
• 80 GB Hard drive
• 13.3″ LED Display

Pros:

• Instantaneous admiration at most urban coffee shops
• Something to keep in those manila envelopes one doesn’t know what to do with
• Means to convey coolness with something carrying a larger Apple logo than other Apple accessories
• Offers immediate sense of self-righteousness and pseudo-progressive outlook
• Projects aura of creativity whether or not one possess any
• Doubles as really cool/gaudy place mat
• Fits in back pocket without interfering with chain wallet

Cons

• Takes a lot of them to build a fort
• Better for watching cartoon porn than regular porn
• Buying one equals fewer things to marvel at Apple store
• Macbook Air Jordans still delayed due to production issues
• Designed to reduce product lifetime by one day for every song played outside of indie rock genre
• Sense of pity felt & displayed for PC users becomes emotionally cumbersome